100 Pageview Special: The Top 10 Worst Songs Of 2016

What is going on my fellow bean bags. I am so happy because I just hit 100 pageviews on my blog!!! To celebrate I will be telling the whole universe what the worst songs of 2016 are.

10. Panic! At The Disco - Death Of A Bachelor - Of course, High Hopes is actually my least favorite song from them. But I gotta say, this one was a huge piece of trash. I know this song wasn't as bad as High Hopes, but it is still insanely awful. The horns in the beginning sounded grating, Brendon's vocals are so dumb, the lyrics aren't exactly what I'm a fan of, and that chorus was so terrible. It spent several weeks in the Top 10 on the countdown, which is insanely. What an insanely awful song.

9. Zara Larsson/MNEK - Never Forget You - Easily Zara's worst song ever. I've never been enjoying this song. Now, on to my opinion. Zara's vocals sounded absolutely terrible, the production sounded extremely garbage, I really hate MNEK's contribution, and that chorus sounded absolutely unremarkable. It did awesome on the countdown, thank god it didn't hit the Top 10, but it still did awesome. This is absolutely garbage.

8. Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime - This is absolutely one of their worst songs ever. I really really hated this song. The production here sounds shockingly trash, Chris Martin's vocals are absolutely trash, the lyrics are definitely grating, and I really fell in loathe with that chorus. It did do awesome on the countdown, fortunately, it didn't hit the Top 10, but it actually still did awesome. This is absolutely a garbage song.

7. Alessia Cara - Scars To Your Beautiful - This is definitely her worst song ever. It's definitely worse than her other songs. If you guys haven't read my Year-End countdown post last year, I've pretty much discussed why this song was extremely garbage. The instrumentation is definitely egregious, Alessia's vocals are definitely unremarkable, and that chorus sounded like a huge piece of trash. What a garbage song and I was actually pissed about this song spending several weeks in the Top 5. This is such a garbage song.

6. The 1975 - The Sound - Of course, I've not been enjoying a lot of their music on Alt Nation. But I gotta say, this song was absolutely the worst song that I've ever heard from them. The instrumentation is definitely extremely awful, the vocals sounded terrible, the lyrics are a huge piece of trash, and that chorus was grating. And of course, I was actually pissed about it spend several weeks in the Top 10. What a huge piece of trash song.

5. Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move - This is definitely Ellie's worst song ever. The production sounded pretty egregious, Ellie's vocals are absolutely grating, the lyrics are exactly awful, and wow. That chorus was stoppable. It did spend several weeks in the Top 10 on the countdown, which is grating. To me, this is such a nightmare song.

4. The Strumbellas - Spirits - Of course, I heard this song a lot on Alt Nation before and it was definitely horrible. Everything on this song was horrible. The production was absolutely horrible, the vocals are so horrible, the lyrics are really horrible, and that chorus sounded pretty horrible. Though it did good on the countdown. I don't think it hit the Top 20 on the countdown, but I really think this song was horrible.

3. The Weeknd - In The Night - Absolutely their worst song ever. This is definitely worse than their other songs. The production on this one sounded so bad, the vocals sounded absolutely trash, the lyrics are exactly what I'm not a fan of, and wow. That chorus was just SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!! I was also very pissed about this song spending 1 week in the Top 5 on the countdown. This song was just so dumb.

2. Zayn - Pillowtalk - This is definitely Zayn's worst song ever. It's definitely worse than his other songs. Now, on to my opinion. The production here sounded egregious, Zayn's vocals are absolutely unremarkable, the lyrics are a huge piece of trash, and wow. That chorus sounded absolutely garbage. I was so pissed that it spent several weeks in the Top 5. Thank god it didn't hit #1, but this song was absolutely garbage.

1. The Chainsmokers/Halsey - Closer - This is it. My worst song of 2016. Though this song wasn't as grating as Something Just Like This, but it is still grating. It's a grating duet between Andrew and Halsey. Andrew's vocals sounded grating in this one, Halsey's vocals also sounded grating in the second verse, I loathe when they both sing together in the chorus, and that drop sounded absolutely grating. Of course, the drop in this song sounded a lot like earrape, which is grating. I was actually extremely pissed about this song spending 8 weeks at the top on the countdown. This was such an extremely grating song.